[All Taako sees is a beautiful giant buxom bugbear? Don't impose your terrible coward's headcanons on me. Maybe she's a huge dragonborn and Magnus loved that sexy lizard, fuck you.

But okay fine, I guess this is the Worst Timeline so she's some human woman whatever. Taako doesn't stare anyway, because that seems kind of weird to scope your good pal's frozen wife for too long. I mean, she certainly looks like a Burnsides girl. He's not in any position to judge anyone outloud.]

Hey now, I was an elf of the people, just trying to elevate some palates even in the most backwater places. Just hadn't gotten to the R's yet. But fine, go ahead, introduce me.