Have you done that before, out of curiosity? Just- [Makes a vague punching motion in the air, careful not to disturb these buns.] -punched an untouchable god body until they gave up? Or died.
[He's heard some shit from Taako and wouldn't put this outside of the realm of very distinct possibility...]
And I thought once was more than enough! How in the world do you keep managing to come back? Actually, more important, how do you keep ending up in situations that lead to your death!?
[Laughing? It's fine. He's not too bothered by it? It's fine.]
Well, eleven of those were when we got stuck in a time loop, so we just reset. Then there's the one where Taako dragged me back, and the one where I died and went to the murder game afterlife.
The rest of 'em were when we were on this spaceship that was hopping across dimensions? But we happened to get attacked right as we were taking off? So it kinda glitched and every year for a hundred years it just reset. So if we died during that year, no problem! At the end of the year we just kinda respawned.
[This is so much, even for him. He blinks owlishly and then just slowly nods.]
I see... Well, to be honest, I think I'm going to have to chew on that a little bit more before I can really see! Time loops and hopping across dimensions and things like that were entirely unknown to me before I ended up on that boat, hah. Where I come from, people typically stay dead the first time they die, unless they're undead.
[Or end up brought back in the twink body of their brother-in-law's half-brother.]
No! Uh - there is a death jail, we've seen what happens when there's a death breakout. But that's not what happens to everybody or anything. Just the uh, real violent ghost types.
I dunno what happens to most people, but I gotta think they go somewhere nice.
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[He's heard some shit from Taako and wouldn't put this outside of the realm of very distinct possibility...]
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[So. Maybe not great.]
Guess it's more like I punch them to buy time while the wizards figure out what to do? But I have punched some pretty big boys.
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...You seem to be partial to death, friend! How many times is it that you've died before, exactly?
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[Thinking about it for a second?]
Thirty two, I think, but don't quote me on it.
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[HAND TO HIS CHEST.]
And I thought once was more than enough! How in the world do you keep managing to come back? Actually, more important, how do you keep ending up in situations that lead to your death!?
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Well, eleven of those were when we got stuck in a time loop, so we just reset. Then there's the one where Taako dragged me back, and the one where I died and went to the murder game afterlife.
The rest of 'em were when we were on this spaceship that was hopping across dimensions? But we happened to get attacked right as we were taking off? So it kinda glitched and every year for a hundred years it just reset. So if we died during that year, no problem! At the end of the year we just kinda respawned.
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I see... Well, to be honest, I think I'm going to have to chew on that a little bit more before I can really see! Time loops and hopping across dimensions and things like that were entirely unknown to me before I ended up on that boat, hah. Where I come from, people typically stay dead the first time they die, unless they're undead.
[Or end up brought back in the twink body of their brother-in-law's half-brother.]
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[HIS WORLD SOUNDS HELLISH.]
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No! Uh - there is a death jail, we've seen what happens when there's a death breakout. But that's not what happens to everybody or anything. Just the uh, real violent ghost types.
I dunno what happens to most people, but I gotta think they go somewhere nice.
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[He's not too fussed either way considering he is technically classified as a malicious spirit...]