ruffboi | week 0; curfew

[she's gonna kick taako's ass

there's an annoyed huff - but she hears his words and honestly isn't straying too far from ookurikara for most of the evening but,]

As long as we don't hold it against each other if we draw a blade against our will, and make sure to save those who are fallen - I won't get mad at any of you.

Uh!

[UH]

For the record, I'm 1000 percent holding it against anyone who fucking draws a blade on me! Fuck!

I doubt it'd be their fault...

[hMPH]

Everyone here is trustworthy.

Sorry, my tolerance for horrible death is running low.

Trustworthy? How so, exactly? I literally don't know any of you people except Magnus.

You're not going to die tonight. [unless he's corrupted but he already seems bummed so lili won't say that. for once. she will exercise self-control,]

I trust everyone here - they would never harm an innocent. But fine, I'll make sure to protect you in case anything happens.

You also don't know that! Stop saying shit you've got no idea about!

[Crossing his arms just to make sure everyone knows he's in a huff, but, the dramatic promises to protect him seem to work a little.]

Fine, but I'm holding you to that.

I don't make statements I don't intend to follow through on.

[she's so confident but it's hard to say where it all comes from]

Between those three [gesturing to dimitri, magnus, kara] I'm rather confident we'll be fine.

[Fine, focusing his energy on being catty towards the rest of these losers.]

Really? You think pasta-head is a brawler? Seems a little skinny to me.

He's broad, isn't he? Shouldn't he put some of that muscle to use?

[please be nice]

[Shrug!]

Mine's bigger.

Oh, but Dimitri is amazingly strong! Much stronger than he appears!

Yeah, but he's not in the same weight class! Sure, he could get a few hits off, but Magnus can take quite a few AOEs before he starts complaining.

Dimitri is very quick on his feet, and very sturdy! I am sure he could wear him down.

He would have to be caught to be injured.

Can't be that good of a strategist, didn't even think to bring a weapon before wandering around awake outside?

That was my fault. I led him out here.

Oh. Just curious, why?

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fishingforcompliments - 2020-06-12 02:34 (UTC) - Expand

Can he cook?

[ARE WE JUST GOING TO ARGUE ABOUT THE BEST BIG IN THE BONFIRE]

I can cook plenty well for myself, he focuses his energy on absorbing damage. And, I mean, he can make like a chili fine I guess?

Ookurikara knows plenty of recipes, on top of being able to defend against opponents. It's good to have multiple survival skills.

Is this about survival skills? Please. That one comes bundled with like, tent-making and firepit digging and being weirdly charming to grandmas and all the other stupid bullshit that comes rolled into rustic. Even carries my backpack most of the time.

[Why is he being so nice to magnus. probably because he just wants his himbo to win the himbo competition.]

Well for one, I can carry my own backpack.

But if there's anything I can't manage to carry on my own, Ookurikara will take it from me. Cleaning the top shelves, picking up after himself, actually not being a barbarian, but I suppose if you enjoy rustic that's good for you. I'd rather have a polished man.

[she doesn't even dislike magnus, she also just wants her himbo to win the himbo competition]

I'll give you slightly unkempt facial hair choices, but he's not classed as a Barbarian. It's Fighter and some Rogue levels.

[Taako has no opinions on Emilio Estevez.]

Murderers can be perfectly nice.

[No thanks, Magnus!]

But none of us is a murderer!