Phoenix Catch-All

[ruffboi]

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[slobjection]

Any time now would be good.... I don't want to have to go back to jorts.

[ but he is just suffering this dog chewing and saliva. ]

[ looking forward to more!!! ]

Suppose that's a date location.

[ruffboi]

Yeah. Best kind of date you can imagine.

[No deal. Evan can continue slobbering on his pants. Though as they start walking, Evan bounds forward, ahead, and then runs back to sort of playfully nip at Phoenix's heels.]

I think he likes you!

[slobjection]

Like isn't the word I'd use....

(I'm getting so much deja vu....)

But alright.

[ he really wants that voucher ]

[ruffboi]

[Walking towards the petting zoo.]

So, what type of animal is your fave?

[slobjection]

Fuzzy ones, I suppose. Or fish.

[ the bar is so low though he doesn't like animals.... ]

What about you? Dog?

[ruffboi]

Dog is up there, but I'm a big fan of bears, since they're sort of my mentor animal, and fish, since one of my best friends is a goldfish.

[slobjection]

Sounds like there's a story here.

[ best friend goldfish.... ]

[ruffboi]

Not much of one. I have a little goldfish named Steven who likes to swim around in his ball and loves me.

[slobjection]

[ fish... better than dogs. ]

Pretty cute. I had fish when I was younger.

[ they all died bc he can't take care of them ]

[ruffboi]

Just because I have Evan now doesn't mean he's replaced Steven in my heart.

[A little defensive, even though Phoenix did not accuse him.]

[slobjection]

[ there's a contradiction in the witness's testimony...... ]

Are they competing?

[ruffboi]

No! They're brothers, and they love each other.

[slobjection]

How do you, if they've never met?