Phoenix Catch-All

[ruffboi]

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[ruffboi]

[Listen. It's fine. I remember what happens. Anyway. Magnus is quiet for a few seconds after, but.]

That was Mia, huh?

[slobjection]

Yep. She defended me... I was a pretty big mess, as you can see.

[ he ate evidence with poison in it and yelled about how his girlfriend didn't poop. you know. ]

[ruffboi]

Seems like she was an incredibly cool lady.

[Mia is. So very much his type. Sorry for being straight right now about your dead friend.]

But yeah, woof. I thought I was a dork when I was a kid.

[slobjection]

She was. Taught me everything I knew, back in another life.

[ who isn't straight or gay for mia honestly??? ]

.... Suppose we've all had our embarrassments.

[ he wasn't even a kid he was 21 this is just inexusable ]

[ruffboi]

Dahlia being your ex is definitely an embarrassment. I mean, if you'd liked her because you're kind of into evil, I'd get it, but this?

[Magnus. You could be nice.]

But at least you learned from it, huh?

[slobjection]

Don't remind me.

[ roasted....... ]

Sure. Last time I ever ate evidence, for the record.