ruffboi | steph catchall

[He's moody, but not at her, so he waves when he sees her.]

Hey. So. I guess we finally found one.

The most useless killer of all time, but yup. We did.

Yeah, fat lot of good it did, but at least the guy we voted out was a real dick this time.

I'm going to try to talk to him later.

[ ... ]

And I'll try not to hit him.

Good luck with that! If I talk to him, I'll definitely hit him. So I think we're sending Taako.

[. . . ]

Sorry. You knew Jason, huh? Boy, he was smart.

... yeah. He was.

There's like-- complicated timeline stuff, but we come from the same place, yeah.

Oh, I know how complicated timeline stuff goes.

[He sort of invented time travel at one point but it's not a big deal it's not a thing.]

Smart of him to leave not one but two clues, in case we fucked the first one up. Even if the tap was tampered somehow - cherry is the grossest flavor of slushie. There was no way he was drinking that on a Friday.

... I hope others decide to get well prepared too, just in case.

Yeah. It's smart, thinking like that. Just hard to have that conversation with your friends - hey, I might die, here's my death plan.

... yeah.

Especially since usually the other person might get mad about it.

Yup. You wouldn't believe the shit I'll get in if I start talking like I might get murdered.

[Said like he's being nagged by the wife for not wanting to do the laundry.]