Pizza Party

[ruffboi]

Comments

[fishingforcompliments]

You are not stupid.

[...]

We all— want you to have as much information as we can give you. So... I am glad you did not turn away.

[chaoticlootral]

[Stage whisper:] He might be a little stupid.

[survivaltricks]

[. . . . . . . honestly just nods at this, he might be]

[disreguarded]

[ beau just GROANS AND LAYS OUT ON THE DECK. ]

[chaoticlootral]

[there there, it’s fine.]

I’m trying real hard here, pumpkin.

Uh, okay. Really— really think about everything we’ve just said to you?

[survivaltricks]

. . .

[blinks at Taako like. what else is he supposed to be gleaning from this meeting??]

[fishingforcompliments]

No, he is not!

[she's just going to stan akira it's fine]

[daifukus]

[ IMMEDIATELY SMACKS HIS (non crispy) ARM. ]

[chaoticlootral]

STOP

[daifukus]

Be nice. He's trying.



[ is he? ]

[givethemhell]

[(VERY VERY VERY VERY GENTLY) WHACKING TAAKO'S ARM.]

[chaoticlootral]

MY LAST HIT POINT!

I’M GONNA DIE!

[givethemhell]

I was so gentle with you, that was barely a brush of wind!

[ruffboi]

[Louder stage whisper.] No, no, he's not stupid. He's just running the math.

[survivaltricks]

What math?

[HE IS STUPID]