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Bobby "Magnus" Burnsides ([personal profile] ruffboi) wrote2020-07-05 10:00 pm
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[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2017-07-26 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He slows down once the signal in his head gets loud enough - stopping out of the blue and simply staring at the pod she's supposed to be in for a few seconds. It's kind the last moment of (slightly comforting) uncertainty he has - at this point it's obvious she's in there, but actually having to confirm it with his eyeballs suddenly seems like a hard task.

Also he can't think of anything to put on her banner at all. It's gotta be good though, doesn't it, or he'll never live it down. "Gone Leavin' - Taako and Magnus."

He only glances back briefly to check if Magnus is still there and able to judge him, which he obviously is, before breaking down and just jogging over to the pod to press his face to glass. It's not very chill or graceful, but no one here is gonna say shit to him about that - mostly because the person who would give him shit about being unchill about it is, yup, in that tank and taking a hardcore superfreeze powernap. They really are generous with the new bodies here, aren't they. Anyway, time to figure out what the first thing you say to your un-undead sister, when she isn't even awake to zing you back.
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Hey, dingdong, wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!

[Oh that's bad. Is he trying to annoy her awake. It might work. He pauses like something might happen . . . and nothing does.]

No? Thought that might work.
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[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2017-07-27 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well, she looks pretty darn similar to Taako, so nothing he hasn't seen before really. Magnus' insanely stupid plan is extremely bad, but. You know what. Stomping his feet too, fuck it. Waiting on tenterhooks to see if that very good idea worked.]

Yeah, we're gonna go crash Barry Bluejeans friggin' rager of a party without frozen losers!

[Leaning back in to check. It clearly did not. I mean, obviously, but it was worth a shot. Fuck this. Pressing a hand to the front of the pod and mumbling some magic mumbo-jumbo, resulting in a LOUD knocking sound, and then . . . Nothing. He's clearly frustrated by this failure, stepping back to level the umbrella at the pod door instead, and preparing another spell, since trying the same thing over and over is bound to be a smart plan.]
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[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2017-07-27 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
I know what I'm doing, I have magicked my way around way worse shit than this.

[Shrugging him off, trying another Knock, which, yet again fails. He makes a clearly frustrated noise - not sure whether it's his own magic failing because he's rushing it or something is (pretty obviously) blocking him, firing off Magic Missile instead. All three of the projectiles bounce right off the pods and . . . directly back at the boys. Roll to dodge?]
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[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2017-07-27 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ Honestly the magic missile might have hurt less than getting shoulder tackled, but it worked - off they go bouncing down the hallway to . . . wherever. Not their problem anymore and hopefully they fizzle out eventually. That babyfit didn't make him feel any better and he wasted three spell slots on it, but at least he seems to have it out of his system for the moment. Maybe. He is still gripping that umbrella pretty hard. ]

. . . Barriered up pretty good.

[ Apparently that's all he's got to say on the matter. ]
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[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2017-07-27 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay, well, the big hero anime speech was stupid, Magnus, god, but it does . . . actually make him feel a little better. Though maybe you shouldn't have reminded him about the Magic Jar thing, because he's already got different Planz to bust into that pod. If he can do stupid shit like drag Magnus out of the gaping maw of death, why can't he wake Lup up from a fuckin' nap? Seriously. It really calls into question his credentials here.

What if, for once, instead of being an abrasive jerk, he just sorta accepts Magnus' posi attitude vibes and rolls with it.
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Okay? Okay. [Reaching out to sort of. Extremely awkwardly pat Magnus on the arm. That'll do pig. They can only pig each other so many times before the Joke is run into the ground.] You want to hear some stupid shit? For like, uh, 2 minutes there before the whole lights out thing, I thought she was in the umbrella.
Edited 2017-07-27 23:26 (UTC)
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[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2017-07-29 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Not exactly, my dude. Jenkins was super dead - twice! [ Lup was only mostly dead, but Taako's abovePrincess Bride references. I'm not, however. This is too complicated to explain, especially coming down off a weird emotional high.] I'm just saying, it seemed like a thing there for a minute? Kind of heavily hinted in the series that is my life.

[ You wanna know what else is weird? Looting your sister's corpse for her wand. That's weird too. This is all getting a little bizarre. His hands tighten around the Umbra Staff - I mean, she's obviously not in there anymore, she's right in front him in that friggin' stasis pod - but. You know? What if? Still, it doesn't seem like a grand enough storytelling epoch for that to work right now. He pauses.]

I mean, I did do an amazing job of yanking you back from the brink of oblivion, right? That was, in my opinion, pretty great of me. So this whole deal, yeah, is definitely going to be a cake walk. And, no offense, she is pretty dope at magic so it won't even just be me working my ass off to carry you boners. [ Looking at Magnus, not asking for him to just nod his head along with this little emergency egomania trip to make Magnus have to compliment him twice, but definitely implying. ]
Edited 2017-07-29 04:54 (UTC)
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[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2017-07-29 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Cool. So, it's just not a big deal right? [ A little desperately? Trying to convince himself?] So she's taking a nap. We know where she is - and, uh, just knowing her, here's the thing, she's definitely not gonna wake up until the moment has done got sufficient dramatic weight. I mean, that's just her thing. We came in here expecting to rouse these lazybones with what, a few dope banners and some quips? That was never going to work - there's not even anyout else around to see it. We're carrying the weight of the narrative now, Mags, we've got to set up an entrance score for these chumps.

[He seems to decide on something, pulling out his spellbook and flips to one of the back empty pages to start scribbing a note in glitter pen - kind of turned away from Magnus so he has no chance of catching a glimpse of any emotional outpouring. Sorry, bud. Then he rips it out - tucking it into the handle of the pod. Then he leans the Umbra Staff against the pod, stepping back to admire his very sincere display of sibling devotion.

Wait.
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I actually, uh, need to borrow the umbrella though, otherwise you know, Taako's out here trying to do his thing with no wand and it's not gonna work out super great for anyone. Maybe next time pack your own severely magic items?

[Then picking it back up again. Cool. That was probably the best way to handle that. I mean she's asleep right.]
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[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2017-07-30 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's not exactly PAPER it's part of his very important spellbook that he uses to cast spells to save this team's ass, so, maybe don't expect him to rip too much more out of it when there's expendable shirt to be had? Anyway, Magnus never asked for paper. He just ripped off his shirt.]

Sure, that - or at least get ourselves trapped in a convenient moment for us to dramatically not need healing before Merle can waltz in.

[He seems settled again - being a little bit mean to Merle has let some of the steam off, and there isn't really much else he can do right here, right now, except sink further into a pit of despair about it. Which. Isn't a good look. Glancing over at Magnus, checking.]

You ready?
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[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2017-07-31 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[He shuffles a little bit, like he's going to move on, then shuffles back. This is as uncharted territory for him as it is for Magnus dealing with him, so he has no good answers here. Notably, he hasn't exactly worked up the nerve to peer into the pod again, because it's just going to make him furiously, deeply sad again. She's here. She's alive. That's gotta be enough for now, doesn't it.

He opens his mouth to make some sort of explanation and then closes it again a couple of times. This is difficult, emotions are hard, being a stunted baby is ruining his life etc. He goes through another minor face journey - ending on sour. He's going through entire emotional gamuts here in record time.
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I dont -- I don't know what I'm supposed to do here? [And that's a big admission. He almost always has something. A plan. At least an exit strategy. But now it's like every idea has been totally upended, and he's lost, nearly alone, angry. Of course he isn't ready. He isn't equipped for any of this.] She's right there and I can't do shit, can I? It fucking sucks.

I lose her, and when I get to remember that shit going down, finally, when I get a chance to do something - it's poof! gone. The entire thing. Right into the Hunger, the Storm, what-the-fuck-ever it's called. Not even a chance to fight back or give it the old [He flips off the sky for emphasis.] razzle-dazzle as we go down. And, against all reason, we're washed up here on Moon Base 2.0 with only a pinkie shake deal with a god who's got her on ice until . . . who knows! It's a freakin' surprise. We don't know anything, we can't do anything, can't plan anything. I can't exactly crawl in there and just go back to sleep, so I guess the options are sit here and let the whole, uh, apocalypse-induced despair take over, or keep shuffling on doing our little goof goof boner hot take routine until I can think of something better. That might actually work.

So, yeah, I'm ready to go.
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[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2017-08-02 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Got no problem with being angry, my dude.

[ It's a little snippy, but it's not really said with spite. The sad puppy routine doesn't make Taako any angrier, but it does make him back off a bit. He knows it isn't pity being directed at him, but he doesn't even want to be the same vicinity as being pitied - and this whole Look is definitely edging towards getting him elected Mayor of Mess Town which is an appointment that comes with a key to the Pity Vaults.

Either way, he doesn't want to be here any longer at this point. Also he only has one spell left (though he is very much unaware of that.)
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Your, uh. [Dead wife? That seems insensitive? Not that calling her an "uh" is any better.] I don't know her, so that dog won't hunt. [ He hesitates a long second before he offers the handle of the Umbra Staff. He's still holding on, Magnus is just gonna have to hold onto the steering wheel as well, like letting a toddler drive the car by sitting on your lap. ] Grab a wing and think hard. Maybe can make this work like I'm some sort of magical tuning device.
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[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2017-08-02 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This may or may not be how the spell is supposed to work, but it's narratively convenient and that's always worked out for them in the past. Keeping eyes open this time - because he doesn't have to do the majority of the concentration and someone has to sort of make sure they don't run into too much stuff. It's sort of a ouija board situation where it's not exactly obvious who's pushing or pulling in any direction - but eventually (after clipping a couple of pods and Taako not apologizing for letting them hit anything) the spell seems to dissipate, the light from the star at the end of the Umbra Staff fading.

Taako feels, suddenly, pretty exhausted for reasons unknown. Could just be the kind of drained you feel after emotional outbursts, but he isn't quite connecting that he's totally out of spells for unexplained nerfing reasons. Maybe he shouldn't have wasted three on a tantrum? Oh well. Slipping the end of the umbrella out of Magnus' hand and stepping aside to lean against one of the other pods to wait.
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[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2017-08-03 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh yikeseroni. This is deeply, deeply uncomfortable. It isn't that Taako doesn't get it, he does, but he's reached the absolutely end of his knowledge about how to deal with any of this.

His best idea is to maybe just. Cast a casual Blink and give Magnus some space - definitely for Magnus' sake and not for his own, because he is definitely not freaking out because he's in close proximity to raw emotion that is radiating like the Chernobyl of sad dead wife feelings. Unfortunately for Taako, there is no escape. He is out of slots. The spell fizzles out with a sad spark, leaving him feeling just a bit more exhausted than before, and also now maybe caught in the act of trying to escape.

After that, he is officially out of decent exit plans. Forcing his way in right now seems Unideal, so he has nothing better to do but wait for a few minutes to see if Magnus needs anything specific other than his dubiously helpful presence.
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[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2017-08-03 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ It makes sense enough. Compared to Lup's "back soon" escapades, then his not even knowing her existence for years. The whole idea of someone being. You know, dead? As opposed to simply being gone. There's a difference. Taako squints a little at the "not possible for her to wake up" part, but doesn't push. Staying posi, right?

But okay, if he's gonna participate, he's gonna participate. Since he's had these few minutes to compose himself anyway. Sauntering over to take a peek in, as in you do, then giving a dramatic flourish - again as one does when meeting your buddy's dead wife? This is all very tonally inappropriate, but it's the best thing he can think of to do.
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Yeah right! As if an introduction is necessary. It's me, Taako, you know? From TV? She knows who I am. You know who I am, right, uh, Julie? [Tapping on the glass.]

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