Phoenix Catch-All

[ruffboi]

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[ruffboi]

Just getting crayons. Gotta make some signs!

[Writing 'Kick Me' on a sign, instantly.]

Hey, look over there!

[slobjection]

[ why did he do this to escha if he could have just done it to phoenix all along!! ]

Wow. What an incredible sight.

[ he didn't even look ]

[ruffboi]

[Because Phoenix doesn't trust him at all, so it wouldn't count. Just. Openly taping this sign to his chest.

But then, in the middle of this, he'll get hit with the lore? Here, I'm gonna give you timestamps but you don't have to relisten to this it's just the sad Magnus lore and the Chalice decision.

This at 2:20 to the end, this, and this from 59:53 to 1:04:23.]

[slobjection]

[ he somewhat trusts him!!!! like, for phoenix. that's pretty okay ]

[ i'm glad this tender emotional sad backstory is on the heels of magnus putting a kick me sign on phoenix's chest. ]

[ he goes quiet after this memory... for a long bit. ]

So that was Julia....

[ruffboi]

[It's happened like that in two other threads.

Anyway, he lets go and lets the Kick Me sign sadly flop, the tape only half stuck on. Because, oof? He needs to brace himself a little.]

. . . Yeah. That's Julia.

[slobjection]

[ he pats the tape on a little firmer, because he's a bro like that..... for now. ]

Do you want to talk about it?

[ he figures it would be better to ask outright ]

[ruffboi]

Uh. Hmm.

[He's not really sure of the answer to that?]

Not really, but I don't mind talking about it, either. It just, uh. It just pissed me off, when our break in suggested her ghost or ashes or whatever were in there. She's not - I know she's not in a place like this.

I just really wasn't buying what they were selling after that. I just wanted the fuck out. [And that's why I bashed your head in with a rock.]

[slobjection]

Anything to get a rise out of us, right?

[ it's not like phoenix minded talking about mia, either -- but it was such a cheap shot. then, the implication that it wasn't enough ]

Seems like that's the common thread between all these adventures.

[ruffboi]

Seems like!

[He's mad about it!]

You'd think murder would be enough to mess with us. Apparently not!

[slobjection]

Guess it thought, since we've already all dealt with that, that it needed to up its game....

[ something like that. ]

[ruffboi]

Yeah, probably true.

[Now gimme that backdated mem!!!]

[slobjection]

[ the entire 3-1 happens i'm sorry im lazy siz ]

[ruffboi]

[Listen. It's fine. I remember what happens. Anyway. Magnus is quiet for a few seconds after, but.]

That was Mia, huh?

[slobjection]

Yep. She defended me... I was a pretty big mess, as you can see.

[ he ate evidence with poison in it and yelled about how his girlfriend didn't poop. you know. ]

[ruffboi]

Seems like she was an incredibly cool lady.

[Mia is. So very much his type. Sorry for being straight right now about your dead friend.]

But yeah, woof. I thought I was a dork when I was a kid.

[slobjection]

She was. Taught me everything I knew, back in another life.

[ who isn't straight or gay for mia honestly??? ]

.... Suppose we've all had our embarrassments.

[ he wasn't even a kid he was 21 this is just inexusable ]

[ruffboi]

Dahlia being your ex is definitely an embarrassment. I mean, if you'd liked her because you're kind of into evil, I'd get it, but this?

[Magnus. You could be nice.]

But at least you learned from it, huh?

[slobjection]

Don't remind me.

[ roasted....... ]

Sure. Last time I ever ate evidence, for the record.