Pizza Party

[ruffboi]

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[chaoticlootral]

Hey, for no reason whatsoever, haha! No reason at all - what was your role in that memory?!

[Taako is. Gritting his teeth so much.]

[survivaltricks]

. . .

[LIFTS A HAND]

[PRESSES IT AGAINST HIS FACE]

[HE CAN'T. BELIEVE THIS]

Was there. . . more to the Guidance Counselor than what Sanji told me?

[chaoticlootral]

Oh my god, I’m going to lose both my arms.

[survivaltricks]

-- no, don't!

Don't lose your arms??

[LET HIM FIGURE IT OUT!!]

[chaoticlootral]

I really sold you on that big pack of bullshit at trial, didn’t I, muffin?

[I LOVE YOU]

No, I don’t think Sanji was lying to you - he doesn’t have the gumption or fortitude. We’ve got a slightly different function, as we explained.

[ruffboi]

Right. You guys have these well defined roles, and we have darts, figuring out people's roles, notes, et cetera, yada yada yada!

[fishingforcompliments]

Yes - as I said the first time we spoke of this, our tasks vary from week to week. We do as we are asked to.

[givethemhell]

Mmhm! You know, notes, darts, so on, so forth... So on, so forth.

[survivaltricks]

[Y'ALL I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH]

Okay, okay! I get it!

[WHEEZES]

For the record, that was my first hypothesis. . .!

[givethemhell]

[WE LOVE YOU TOO.

He reaches out and pats Akira's shoulder...]

[chaoticlootral]

Yada yada yada!

[survivaltricks]

[YELLING LOUDLY, clearly exasperated]

YOU GUYS ARE THE METAPHORICAL MURDER COUNSELORS.

1/6

[ruffboi]

[Gasping.]

What? Holy shit, Akira. Rude.

2/6

[fishingforcompliments]

...

[she looks like she wants to say something but just. cannot. eventually:]

...you know my role, Akira. Was "counselor" in the title?

3/6

[disreguarded]

Wow, what the fuck. Why would you ever think that.

4/6

[givethemhell]

[HE PUTS HIS OTHER HAND ON AKIRA'S OTHER SHOULDER.]

Quite a title you've come up with there. Metaphorical murder counselors, ah...

5/6

[daifukus]

[ turns big disappointed eyes on akira

sadly sips his drink ]

6/6

[chaoticlootral]

I’m standing by it. He’s a least a little stupid.

[survivaltricks]

[GOD]

[rubbing at his face!!! sipping his iced coffee with a wrinkled expression. HE. IS. SO. TIRED]

[also suddenly he knows why. . . 45. . . isn't invited. . .]

. . . Wickets, right? Or is that only Flayn and Magnus's title?

[ruffboi]

Only ours. That's what Winter's team is called.

[fishingforcompliments]

[quietly, to herself:]

I still do not know what a wicket or croquet is...

[survivaltricks]

[well, now that it's out there. . . all of the humor fades from Akira's expression]

You guys got a really shitty deal.

The shittiest deal out of anyone here.

[chaoticlootral]

We’re the Thieves, uh, me and Tonbo.

[survivaltricks]

[jealous]

[disreguarded]

Wei Wuxian and I are Ghosts.